Noob Classes

This is a short guide to Noob Classes! (Or to know if you are one.)

First of all the are Multiple kinds of noob:

1-Noob (The people who are new at something)(Not so bad kind)
2-Noob (The people who think they are godly, but really they suck.)
3-Noob (The people who are completely clueless)(Not so bad kind)
4-Noob (People who are horrible players, insult everyone, Team kill, self fish, Kill Steal, etc.)(horrible kind)
5-Noob (Beggars, stalkers, etc.)
6-Noob (All of the above)

1, 3 are the not so bad kind, we all where clueless at some point.

Short Explanation of Each Kind:

1- Noob (The people who are new at something)
Probably the less worst noob (in most cases). Go easy on these, remember you where a beginner one day too, try to help these Noob, no need to rage on these (unless you wanna be mean) Somme time helping these kinds of noob can be rewarding.

Basic Behaviors of these noobs are: Question on the game, directions for places, Help on certain things.

2-Noob (The people who think they are godly, but really they suck.)
These noobs, deserve no respect, show them who is the boss.

Basic Behavior: "Ima pwn you"(even tho your obviously stronger then them), They call YOU a noob, even if you are much stronger then you.


3-Noob (The people who are completely clueless)(Not so bad kind)
These are similar to Class 1 yet also different, these noobs are more experienced the new beginners, Yet they do not understand what they are doing, or always lost, or act VERY stupid.

Basic Behavior: (lets say your in a town called chinatown)"Where is chinatown?", "Where can i get X item?"(Something obvious you can get anywhere almost.) How do you do X action?


4-Noob (People who are horrible players, insult everyone, Team kill, self fish, Kill Steal, etc.)
PWN THEM! THEY DESERVE NO RESPECT! THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF NOOB IF YOU ARE ONE, GET OUT OF HERE!

Basic behavior: *Kills your monster* "I have the flag, cover me" (they kill you, steal the flag, score), They betray all the team members, and the list goes on.


5-Noob (Beggars, stalkers, etc.)
These Noobs are pretty bad in most cases, simple cure, tell them to get it on there own, that way they will learn to be independent.

Basic Behavior: "Free Gold please?" "Can you give me all your armor?" etc.


6-Noob (All of the above)
Wow... just fail....

Basic behavior: Read everything above.


-- The Dark Templar

noob - Makes fun of veterans saying he will own them?

Exceptions to number 4: if you are with friends and are just joking,
or do it once cause some guy was being number 3....

Oh and at the end put: and this is our look at various "noobs". Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Type 1 noob is more commonly called a "Newb" or "Newbie" instead of "Noob" : P. Just telling ya.

Yeah, I know.

--The Dark Templar

lol i didnt even knew Pat was signed up on this forum xD