A Funny Joke :]
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A Funny Joke :]
a little old lady is walking down the streetdragging two large plastic garbages bagswith her ,
one in each hand . unfortunetly theres a rip in one of the bags
and every once in awhile 20$ bills falls onto the pavement.
Noticing this, A policeman stops her ....
Ma'am there are 20$ bills falling out of your bag . 'oh really? Shoot! says the little old lady. Id better go back and see if i can collect them.
thanks for the warning' ' ' well now , not so fast , says the cop. How did you get all that money?
you didnt steal it did you ? ' ' oh no, says the little old lady. you see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the footbal stadium.
Each time theres a game, alot of fans come and pee thourgh the bushes, right into my flower beds ! so i go and stand behind the bishes with a
Bit hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bush i say, 20$ or off its comes !' ' ' ' well that seems only Fair,
Laughs the cop, OK, good luck! by the way, whats in the other bag?' '
' ' Well, says the old lady, not everybody pays. '
LMAO!!!! hahahahah i laughed at this one :] my friend Texted it to me :]
one in each hand . unfortunetly theres a rip in one of the bags
and every once in awhile 20$ bills falls onto the pavement.
Noticing this, A policeman stops her ....
Ma'am there are 20$ bills falling out of your bag . 'oh really? Shoot! says the little old lady. Id better go back and see if i can collect them.
thanks for the warning' ' ' well now , not so fast , says the cop. How did you get all that money?
you didnt steal it did you ? ' ' oh no, says the little old lady. you see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the footbal stadium.
Each time theres a game, alot of fans come and pee thourgh the bushes, right into my flower beds ! so i go and stand behind the bishes with a
Bit hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bush i say, 20$ or off its comes !' ' ' ' well that seems only Fair,
Laughs the cop, OK, good luck! by the way, whats in the other bag?' '
' ' Well, says the old lady, not everybody pays. '
LMAO!!!! hahahahah i laughed at this one :] my friend Texted it to me :]
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Re: A Funny Joke :]
oh my... I would hate to be one of those guys... i still need mine...
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Re: A Funny Joke :]
Shadows wrote:oh my... I would hate to be one of those guys... i still need mine...
I would hate that too, that be really really bad 0.o....
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Re: A Funny Joke :]
The Dark Templar wrote:Shadows wrote:oh my... I would hate to be one of those guys... i still need mine...
I would hate that too, that be really really bad 0.o....
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